Here at Keystone we're here to work hard for you and help you find what you need... and we love to have fun while we do it. We've developed a brief list of some steam trap, valve and HVAC humour to make everyone's day go by just a little bit faster.
The question is... what would the personality be for each type of steam trap and valve?
Radiator Trap: Bellows all the time to anyone who will listen
Thermodynamic Trap: Doesn't move much. Always on his Disc Man
Float & Thermostatic Trap: Floats around until he dumps a big load
Inverted Bucket Trap: Nobody knows what he's doing until he kicks the bucket
Bimetallic Trap: Complains that he's "too metal" for this place
Pressure Regulating Valve: Wants everyone to calm down, damn it!
Safety Relief Valve: Can't handle the pressure
Vacuum Breaker: Generally sucks
Gate Valve: Drives a wedge between people
Globe Valve: Thinks the whole world revolves around him
Check Valve: Only lets things happen his way
Strainer: Collects a bunch of junk
Float Switch: Keeps things on the level
Air Vent: Full of hot air
Ball Valve: Feels really isolated
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